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Saturday, August 27, 2011

i FREAKING hate spiders

My grandpa has a massive garden.
like huge.
he's growing more produce than he can ever eat in a lifetime.

so my Mom and I went over there today and he wanted us to get some grapes and some corn.
so we walked over to his garden and we got the corn first and then went to the grapevines.

I got a huge bag of grapes.
when I got home I put a big strainer in the sink and started rinsing them off.
when I went to reach in the bag again I saw

THE BIGGEST FREAKING SPIDER I'VE EVER SEEN.

pretty sure I let a few f-bombs slip.
and screamed like a little girl.
I HATE SPIDERS.
f-bomb, f-bomb, f-bomb


 do you see how big it is?
OMG!

I was FREAKING out.
I wasn't sure what to do. Every time I moved the bag the spider was moving and trying to get out.
seriously, most aggressive spider, EVER.

so... I go outside first, turn on the water,
then I grab the bag, shake it down so the spider can't get out (or that's how I thought it through).

and this is what happened.

dumped the bag out and the aggressive lil' bitch escaped.
I'm almost positive he is coming back for me tonight and going to sneak back inside the house. :/


on a side note... the corn was delicious, and spider-free.

and I ran 20 miles today. BOO-YAH.
(may or may not blog about that later...)

9 comments:

  1. OMG, Twinnie, I HATE THEM TOO!!! Icky, icky, ickkkkyyyyy. I don't blame you. YUCK!!! And, saw your 20-miles posted earlier and I can't WAIT to hear about it!!! So proud of you!!!!!! :) YEAAAHHH!!!

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  2. eeeeeeeeeeeeek. i would have reacted the same way. rock star 20 milerrrr. love it!

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  3. CRINGE!!! I would have a stroke if that happened to me! Way to handle it! haha.

    great 20 miler! booyah is right!

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  4. OMG I would have freaked out!!! I hate spiders too.

    Your post made me laught so hard though. Good freaking job on the 20! How far are you running next sat?

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  5. THAT would scare the crap out of me! Ooohhh I got goose bumps just thinking about it.

    Too bad about the grapes - they look pretty good!

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  6. Oh my hell!!!! SICK! I think I would have cried. I HATE SPIDERS! And I swear they are ALWAYS trying to attack me!!!! AHHH! This makes me want to barf. Seriously hate them. Ick!!

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  7. Bah, biggest spider ever!!!!!! So scary!

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  8. New reader!
    Spiders are gross.
    I was weeding the other day and nearly picked one up. It was the size of my palm. I screamed.
    :)

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  9. Omgosh, I can't stand spiders!!! They make my skin crawl. I couldn't even look at your pictures!! eek!!

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